Funniest Thanksgiving Menu Item: Pickled Eggs. They’re purple! My neighbor eats ‘em every year. He’s from Pennsylvania, so maybe that explains it.
Ugliest Thanksgiving Decoration: Anything with a turkey, especially anything you have to eat off of. Almost as ugly as fish platters.
Worst Thanksgiving Tradition: Watching football all day long. Especially if you actually hate the sport but watch just so you don’t get stuck doing dishes. (Disclaimer: I love football, but only when my favorite team is playing.)
Coolest Thanksgiving Tradition: An organized football game at the neighborhood park Thanksgiving morning.
My Vote for New Thanksgiving Tradition: Paper plates.
Best Kept Thanksgiving Secret: Costco pies. As good as the homemade varieties.
Most Revolting Thanksgiving Chore: Taking bag of giblets out of turkey butt or stuffing turkey butt. Really, anything that involves raw bird meat. And butts.
Coolest Thanksgiving Day Parade Float: The one with the huge, floating super hero or cartoon character.
Most Memorable Thanksgiving Moment: When my little boy thanked God for me.